Sunday, March 04, 2007

I almost ran over a cat today

Spunk and fearlessness drove her to do it.
She eyed the other side of the road. Adrenaline built inside her like mercury. She could see the car approaching fast. She lowered her head and raised her tail in the air. She knew she was the one with the heart and the drive. She was fearless. An eternity of safe crossing time came and passed. Aware of the time skipping her by, she chose to wait.
wait.....wait......wait........for it to be dangerous.
She has spent her life waiting for it to get interesting. Safety bored her. She preferred a short exciting life to a long boring one. The car was dangerously close now. Without hesitation, she darted across the road.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks for running over my cat. jerk.

Anonymous said...

thanks for running over my cat. jerk.

Anonymous said...

thanks for running over my hat. jerk.

Anonymous said...

thanks for painting over my bat. jerk.

letto said...

are you trying to hint to me that I need new content, or do you just really like to rhyme?

Anonymous said...

i drank too much slurpee and went, "blurrrrp."